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The official blog for the Commander of the LEP: Trouble Kelp. Also the official blog for the fiance of Captain Holly Short, and the father of Indigo Coral Short-Kelp and Jasper Newton Short-Kelp
infamousbumflap:
"Pha! No need to keep remindin' me, I have feelings too, ya know. Don't mean I can't make good on my threat. But... very well, you can be off the hook. For now. But I have my eyes on ya, Kelp. And my beard."

Phew. That’s a load off my mind that is. I’ll sleep easy tonight now I’m off the hook.

As for keeping an eye on me- likewise. You can only keep yourself straight for so long…

TK

posted Oct.11.14 + 0 notes + reblog
Little Artemis really doesn’t give a d’arvit about….anything, in fact.
TK

Little Artemis really doesn’t give a d’arvit about….anything, in fact.

TK

posted Oct.10.14 + 8 notes + reblog

The Mudboy is still in my house.

Hiding in the shed with the cat, what has happened to my life…

TK

posted Oct.10.14 + 4 notes + reblog
infamousbumflap:
"Oi, Kelp! Ya best still be treatin' Holly well, or you'll have one angry dwarf tailin' yer behind. Or my own behind tailin' you, if ya catch my drift."

….Holls warned me you had got yourself on here- not sure the internet can handle you, Diggums.

I’ll try not to tremble too much in my boots at your threat (how many times have I arrested you now…five…six times?). Needless to say, I wouldn’t dream of treating Holly any less than the terrifying goddess that she is ;)

TK

posted Oct.10.14 + 0 notes + reblog
dearhollyshort:

jean-the-cowface:

What a nerd.

Tell me about it…Hey Trubs, remember when I got the dates of the Warlock Uprising wrong? That was a fun shuttle journey…

Well, to be fair Holly you did try and argue with me and claim that you were right…I could hardly leave that alone, now could I?
TK

dearhollyshort:

jean-the-cowface:

What a nerd.

Tell me about it…Hey Trubs, remember when I got the dates of the Warlock Uprising wrong? That was a fun shuttle journey…

Well, to be fair Holly you did try and argue with me and claim that you were right…I could hardly leave that alone, now could I?

TK

Facing a third night on the sofa…

Any ideas on how to get Holly to stop hating me? I’m a little bit at a loss right now, if I’m honest.

Holly- you know I did what I thought was best for my children, that’s all. And Indigo might be different but she’s so much better…

TK

posted Apr.28.14 + 2 notes + reblog
Can we all agree that Holly looks flipping beautiful when she’s leading a training session for cadets? Nobody loves her job like she does, seriously.
TK

Can we all agree that Holly looks flipping beautiful when she’s leading a training session for cadets? Nobody loves her job like she does, seriously.

TK

posted Apr.06.14 + 6 notes + reblog
euunyoungs:
Me, Butler and Holly

dearhollyshort:

ixamxleigh:

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH REALLY????

Shag: Butler

Marry: You

Get Drunk With: Holly (do fairies have alcohol?…)

To answer your question: we have our own version of alcohol that is much less damaging to the system than your rubbish. Trust me I’m the best to get drunk with. Wrk hard and play hard after all! H x

I can vouch for that….As can the existence of our two children… And before Holly groin kicks me: yes i am eternally glad that we got monumentally trashed those two times and ended up with Goo and Jazz. TK

foutre:

dearhollyshort:

d-butler:

70s-postmiserablism:

there’s fucking opal koboi/opal koboi fic

but no butler/holly

i think about this a lot

what

Double what

Triple what

Quadruple what

(Source: 70s-ghostmiserablisms)

Last night reminded me of the most important moral in life: Never ever drink with Trouble Kelp.

dearhollyshort:

The People may not drink alcohol but our equivalent is equally lethal, especially when paired with an early-rising infant…

H x

Unfair. You’re the one who made it a competition, dear wife!

-TK

posted Feb.20.14 + 5 notes + reblog